Tutorials for the modern age

  • How to read Lolita without garnering suspicion

    July 27, 2019 by

    Step 1 – Wear a light grey trench coat and sunglasses on the subway. Make sure the COVERED book is tucked comfortably in your briefcase. Step 2 – Sit next to a senior citizen. An older man. The opposite of a younger girl. Step 3 – Cough loudly Step 4 – Pull out the book.… Read more

  • How to express the human condition

    July 11, 2019 by

    Step 1 call up a friend or hire an actor off craigslist.  If you live in los angeles, this is easy. Step 2 film this person walking across a field.  should be one long continuous take. Step 3 Film this same person eating soup.  Once again, one long take.  No jump cuts, you twitchy millennial.… Read more

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